Using cutting edge technology, we at Raccoon Inc. have spent years developing our False Sun™, which can be used to perfectly simulate sunlight in day and night cycles as it would be in nature. This sun has been found to be very stable and acts as a perfect scaled down replica of our own home star.
Raccoon Inc.'s False Sun™ has been in the works for decades, and through every step of the way, researchers under very strict contracts and NDAs have found zero issues with our product, and even recommend it for use in other industries such as fish farms and botany labs. Every customer of Raccoon Inc. has also generously left in their will a section noting the stellar technology employed by our company and the lengths we go through to strive towards safety and comfort in all homes worldwide.
The False Sun™ is a mandatory part of the package, as raccoon happiness specialists have found that the False Sun™ works wonders in keeping all raccoons happy and healthy to live long lives.
Over the decades of research put into testing the False Sun™, its safety has been ensured.
The False Sun™ is extremely dangerous to touch, and can only be handled by False Sun™ handling experts from Raccoon Inc., which you can contact via our number found at the bottom of the page.
The False Sun™ needs to be replaced every 4-6 months. Instructions on how to do so can be found in the manual that comes with the first shipment of live raccoons. CAUTION: DO NOT look directly into the False Sun™.
As per the contract signed when purchasing any R.A.B.I.D.S. package, any use of the False Sun™ outside of leaving it for your raccoon's health, such as extracting power, is strictly prohibited and breach of contract is grounds for legal action or the turning of your R.A.B.I.D.S. against you.